Drunk Ramen Carbonara, the ultimate pantry meal! I don’t want to tell you how to live your quarantine life, but you should make this. It’s a huge step up from just eating a package of store-bought ramen, which, let’s be honest, we all want to do right now. It makes you feel like you’ve actually… Read More
Matcha Beer Pound Cake with Strawberries, Mint Whipped Cream I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, so THIS is a cake but that chocolate thing you posted last week was bread? What are the rules?!” There are no rules! Not right now. Not in this pants-optional-all-day-drinking-keep-your-COVID-cooties-away-from-me world we currently live in. Rules do not exist! Ok,… Read More
Beer Apple Fritters with Vanilla Maple Glaze Is it just me or are we all hypochondriacs right now? Was that sneeze allergies or a deadly virus? Is the house too hot or do I have a deadly virus? Did I eat something weird or do I have a deadly virus? It’s nonstop. But on the… Read More
Pilsner Sandwich Loaf (makes 2) Do you remember the days when it was easier to go to the store than to bake bread? Those were good times. We will get back there soon, I promise. For now, we will be baking bread in our pajamas and failing to social distance from carbs because the store… Read More
There is a lot of uncertainty right now, but let’s talk about what is certain. Yoga pants and pajamas are socially acceptable all day. Cake can now be eaten at all meals without guilt. And the government has officially declared brewery staff to be considered essential during the shelter in place lockdown. But we already… Read More
Chocolate Stout Brownie Bread, one bowl and just a few minutes! I’ve been inundation you with posts lately, please give me a pass. You’re my therapy, truly. Cooking you things, and baking you a loaf cake that I call “bread” because it doesn’t sound as bad calling it a cake, is the way I’m coping… Read More
Hoisin Pineapple Beer Pork over Coconut Lime Rice How are you out there? Are you ok? If you’re like me, and I kind of think you are, you have two opposite feelings, nearly back to back, and it’s unsettling. My thoughts jump from “Everyone needs to settle down, you are all overreacting!” to “Are we… Read More
Key Lime Pilsner Loaf Cake with Mezcal Icing We all need cake right now, we do. It helps. Apparently so does social distancing and hand washing. And don’t forget that alcohol kills all germs. Where does that leave us? Washing our hands and drinking alone. There are worse things, I suppose, especially when you have… Read More
Bulgogi Portobello Mushroom Wraps with Pickled Mint Slaw There are days when I feel this is my only useful skill. Feed people. Make food. Cook and bake. So, that’s what I’ll do. I don’t have anything else to offer right now, but I can make you some food that tastes good, a small distraction and… Read More
Beer Chicken Shawarma with Sweet Potato cakes and Tahini Aoili This has been a hard month, for all of us. We aren’t even two weeks in and this month has already had an impact on the world in profound ways. It leaves us all feeling helpless and scared, worried and frightened. I wish I had… Read More
Guinness Corned Beef Tacos with Pickled Cabbage Slaw Diageo Beer Company USA, sponsored this post. Partnerships with The Beeroness and outside companies only occur when the company’s products are ones I use and enjoy myself. All ideas, words, and opinions are my own. Every once in a while the stars align and a holiday falls… Read More
Tandoori Beer Lamb Wraps with Mango Mint Salsa and Harissa Feta Sauce Do you remember the first time you had lamb? or Naan? Maybe you don’t, that’s ok. Maybe you grew up traipsing around the Middle East, or with parents who would regularly bring home take out from exotic places. I did not. My mom’s… Read More
Burrata, Mango, Arugula Pizza with Hot Chili Oil and Overnight Beer Pizza Crust I’m going to give you some advice about general safety and well being. If you ever meet a person who doesn’t like pizza: run. Run fast, and far because this is a person who can not be trusted. It’s the core of… Read More
There are two ways to look at the fact that I took one of the healthiest drink trends and beered it up. First, some of you might eye-roll this and wonder why I’d add sugar and delicious beer to Golden Milk when most people drink it for all the health benefits. Others of… Read More
Rosemary Olive Oil Beer Biscuits with Tomato Garlic Confit (dairy and egg-free) I have a theory. I really believe that breakfast being touted as the most important meal of the day has nothing to do with nutrition. It’s because we cook breakfast for the most important people in our lives. We’ll have a mid-day coffee,… Read More
White Chocolate Cake with Blood Orange Filling and Russian Imperial Buttercream The most frustrated I have even gotten while cooking, came at the hands of a cake. Not just a little frustrated, but throwing an actual tantrum in the kitchen all by myself. This is the ugly truth, people, if you can’t handle it, please… Read More
Beer Battered Kung Pao Cauliflower Tacos I like to taco things that shouldn’t be tacoed. Speaking of, “tacoed” is another one of those words that Autocorrect and I disagree on the validity of, like beerified and hangry. And while we are on the topic of things people will disagree with me on, I’m fairly certain… Read More
Hot Honey Beer Prawns I have a confession. This was supposed to be for dinner but instead I ate it over the sink and called it “lunch” as if I hadn’t already eaten. This would drive you crazy if you had to put up with me on a daily basis, I have no ability to… Read More